Monday, June 1, 2009

Booty Shorts

Ew. I am tired of seeing the ass cheeks of all the girls in my school. These Hollister Co. low rise, extremely short jean shorts are appalling. Do they think showing off their bum bums is sexy? They aren't leaving anything to the imagination. Now it is one thing when the skinny, fake tanned girl wears these tiny pieces of fabric, but when the big girls try to pull it off it turns into something intensely disgusting. When the bottom of your shorts fail to even graze your thight, but rather just cover the tiny lump of flesh at the bottom of the tush then you need the five instead of the three. Sorry.

I know I personally feel embarrassed when my shorts ride up. And i feel even more embarrassed when I see this tiny short wearing girls picking the material out from their crotch because they ride up so bad.

This is a serious problem in my high school. Any ideas to why girls think they need to wear just miniscule shorts? I know for a fact it's not for comfort.

Sunday, May 31, 2009

Who's Who

Throughout the course of my blog, I will mention many people in my life. The ones that are most important and will be mentioned the most are listed below:

1. Vivian: The wild child.
She is the bff. Her personality is so much like mine it's nuts. She has a questionable sense of style, but I can deal with it. She is fast as hell and an amazing athlete. She and I have drifted away from the closeness we have had in past years, but things are getting better.

2. Jillian: The free spirit.
She is a naive soul that has been getting mixed up in some questionable behavior. She and I usually have our heads on the same level and understand the views of one another. Oh and, we love our men.

3. Mr. Sass: The raving hormone.
He is the horniest friend I have and I love it. He is my male twin that was separated from me at birth. He and I are the gossip queen and king. We are so much more fabulous then everyone else and we enjoy sitting around reminding ourselves. People walk around jealous of the two of us and our assets and really I can't blame them.

4. Ginger: The classic friend.
She is always there for me and I do the same for her. She is one of only three of my friends that haven't completely changed over the past few months. She is so pretty, but is lacking a little self confidence. I wish she could see how great of a person she is like the rest of us see her.

5. Stella: The big mouth smart ass/good friend.
And this is why I love her so much. She is always speaking her mind and doesn't care who hears it. This can sometimes be quite annoying however. Every once in a while she will say something so bad that you feel embarrassed for her, but whatever, as long as it is not me looking like an ass. She has a boyfriend that treats her so well. They are the cutest couple I know and I hope they are together for a long time. I would probably be more crushed if they broke up then they would be. Sadly she has begun to put new friends ahead of old friend, but whatevs.

6. Carter: The quintessential best friend.
He and I have been the closest of friend for the longest time now. We dated for a long while, but now are just bapfls (best amazing people for life). Friends just doesn't cut it when it comes to the two of us. He and I are complete opposites and that's probably why we are so good for one another. We have a great time most of the time, but can really piss the hell out of each other. He is such a drama king, but I deal with him because I love him. I do however have a problem with his new, fashion senseless girlfriend.

7. Geoff: The man candy.
Geoff is the new guy in my life. A great guy who treats me great. He is so much fun and I find myself constantly smiling whether I am around him, or just thinking about him. We love spending our time "watching" movies, and playing board games. We spend most of our time together and I have realized that I am the happiest I have been in a very long time.

8. Eliza & Lucie. Two Absolutely Amazing Gals.
These two are graduating after this year, but our friendship won't. They are two of the greatest friends I have ever had and I am so happy I have had the chance to hang out with, and run with these girls. I am going to miss them so much!

Welcome from Charlotte

Hello I'm Charlotte. I am a high school junior, but not your ordinary high school student; I am the classiest woman in town. I happen to be blessed with exquisite taste and dashing looks. It is not uncommon for people to be jealous of me and my close friends because we are the pinnacle of perfection. I am like nothing you have known before and I will dazzle you with my fabulous life.

This blog will follow my day to day life including all of the positively outrageous happenings and will contain all my fashion advice and opinions as well.